R
Reynolds
Guest
lieber auf meine art sterben, als auf eure art leben.
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Satt kenn ich nicht, entweder ich hab hunger oder mir ist schlecht
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Besser farbe au'm klo als scheiße im malkasten
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When a trainstation is a place where a train stops, then what is a workstation?
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When Pflanzenöl aus Pflanzen gemacht wird, woraus wird dann Babyöl gewmacht?
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Realität ist was für leute die mit drogen nicht zurecht kommen.
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wir können auch ohne spass alkohol habn!
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Wenn unser system die antwort ist, muss das ja eine saublöde Frage gewesen sein...
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Why does the chicken cross the road?
Kirk - To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Joseph Stalin - I don't care. Catch it, crack its eggs to make my omlette.
Worf - For the honor of all chickens!
Spock - It was the logical thing to do
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Worf - Sir, a Borg cube on intercept course
Picard - Damn, what to do?
Data - I belive i have found a solution.
I have searched the computer and found an ancient programm called Windows 95.
Riker - Whats this?
Data - appernetly, it slowly but surely consumes system ressources until the entire system crashes.
Picard - Do we have a copy on board?
Data - Not a legal one, but i can make a copy with the replicators, and then send it to the cube.
Picard - Make it so!
(time goes by...)
Data - Windows is installed to the cube...
Worf - Sir, another ship on intercept course.
Riker - Borg?
Worf - No, its ... its... its hailing us!
"This is Captain Bill Gates from the Microsft Starship 'Monopoly', we have detectect some unregistered software, please specify its destination, so we can avoid a legal battle!"
Picard points to the cube.
Data - Sir, the Monopoly is emmiting hundreds of biological lifeforms from its Hangar decks.
Riker - Holy ****! There, There..LAWERS!!!
Data - Sir, the lawers have surounded the cube and are covering it in papers.
The cube begins to smoke, then explodes, and everyone lives happy
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Warum Sind die Borg nicht in unser Jahrhundert gekommen uzm uns zu assimilieren?
Weil sie dann unweigerlich Windows assimiliert hätten.
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Prepare to be assimilated bla bla..
Feds say:
1. You came the all the way accross the galaxy to assimilate me? I am touched!
2. Dosn't sound so bad! But how is the food over there?
3. Three word: Kiss my Quantum!!!
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Zusammen getragen aus dem Gamestar forum, dem Armada Forum und dem Startrek Forum.
Keiner davon stammt von mir, um das noch mal klar zu stellen.
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Satt kenn ich nicht, entweder ich hab hunger oder mir ist schlecht
--
Besser farbe au'm klo als scheiße im malkasten
--
When a trainstation is a place where a train stops, then what is a workstation?
--
When Pflanzenöl aus Pflanzen gemacht wird, woraus wird dann Babyöl gewmacht?
--
Realität ist was für leute die mit drogen nicht zurecht kommen.
--
wir können auch ohne spass alkohol habn!
--
Wenn unser system die antwort ist, muss das ja eine saublöde Frage gewesen sein...
--
Why does the chicken cross the road?
Kirk - To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Joseph Stalin - I don't care. Catch it, crack its eggs to make my omlette.
Worf - For the honor of all chickens!
Spock - It was the logical thing to do
--
Worf - Sir, a Borg cube on intercept course
Picard - Damn, what to do?
Data - I belive i have found a solution.
I have searched the computer and found an ancient programm called Windows 95.
Riker - Whats this?
Data - appernetly, it slowly but surely consumes system ressources until the entire system crashes.
Picard - Do we have a copy on board?
Data - Not a legal one, but i can make a copy with the replicators, and then send it to the cube.
Picard - Make it so!
(time goes by...)
Data - Windows is installed to the cube...
Worf - Sir, another ship on intercept course.
Riker - Borg?
Worf - No, its ... its... its hailing us!
"This is Captain Bill Gates from the Microsft Starship 'Monopoly', we have detectect some unregistered software, please specify its destination, so we can avoid a legal battle!"
Picard points to the cube.
Data - Sir, the Monopoly is emmiting hundreds of biological lifeforms from its Hangar decks.
Riker - Holy ****! There, There..LAWERS!!!
Data - Sir, the lawers have surounded the cube and are covering it in papers.
The cube begins to smoke, then explodes, and everyone lives happy
--
Warum Sind die Borg nicht in unser Jahrhundert gekommen uzm uns zu assimilieren?
Weil sie dann unweigerlich Windows assimiliert hätten.
--
Prepare to be assimilated bla bla..
Feds say:
1. You came the all the way accross the galaxy to assimilate me? I am touched!
2. Dosn't sound so bad! But how is the food over there?
3. Three word: Kiss my Quantum!!!
--
Zusammen getragen aus dem Gamestar forum, dem Armada Forum und dem Startrek Forum.
Keiner davon stammt von mir, um das noch mal klar zu stellen.
